Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

In case you can't read it, those big 'ol signs with the fake guns hanging from them say: "We Don't Dial 911."  Next to them, you will find a turquoise cross, a cross made from what I am guessing is antlers, one made out of a belt, and the one on the top left is my favorite.  Clearly it honors Longhorn Jesus, who died to save the cows from their utterly sinful ways.

At the bottom of the picture, you will find a lovely portrait of John Wayne.  Michele Bachmann would be proud.

Oh well, to each his own, right?  Let he who is without sin  the property-owner shoot the first rifle.