"A person suffered and died for me... teehee!"

If I were a christian, I'd be down-right offended.

Dear Christians,

If Jesus saw you carrying this around, wouldn't you be ashamed for making light of his death, which you are so eager to believe was beyond horrific?  Or do you think he would give you the "Buddy Christ" wink and thumbs up?  

I used to hear this phrase quite often: "we (christians) are in the world, not of the world."  

Then why are you so eager to drag your own savior down to the level of a bullshit cliche?  I don't even believe in the guy, but you do - shouldn't you show a little more respect? 

Sincerely,
Atheist Kittens