“Then the Lord said to him, ‘Take off your sandals, for you are standing on holy ground... and also, that shit is tacky."

If you have recently experienced summertime in the south, then you have seen classy ladies sporting sandals like these.  I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge that there are rhinestones on the camouflage.  Is this a hipster-redneck statement?

"oh, I'm wearing a disguise mechanism covered in shiny objects, isn't that ironic?" 


May the non-believers BE DAZZLED by the glory of thine holy flip-flops, hipster-rednecks.